1 /5 Alexandra Brewer: Are you looking for a place to receive subpar care and attention, and then by harassed for months by the billing office because they cant keep their records straight? Look no further! We guarantee your nurses will be stressed out and overworked; in fact, you might even see one of them crying in the parking lot after you leave the hospital! Dont worry though, we make sure that as much as the nurses care about you, they are set up to fail by a lack of support, meaning that YOU will be potentially put in harms way, and leave the hospital with a fun story of medical trauma to tell at parties.
Dont worry though, the fun doesnt stop there! Our billing department is a disorganized mess, but we will make it YOUR responsibility to sift through our screw ups. Youll never be lonely, because we will harass you once, twice, sometimes FOUR times a day to a pay a bill youve already paid, and we make sure to have long hold times so that youve got to work for that crucial information.
Go anywhere else. Seriously.